.. ratet mal wo ich gestern Abend war? AUF EINER SCHAUMPARTY!
Nachdem wir uns in Mybar getroffen haben um Eurovision zu schauen gings
nach dem letzten Lied zur Assi-Grossraumdisko, 500 Rubel bezahlt und
Abfahrt! :)
P.S.: und was gelernt hab ich auch: das englische wort fuer schaum - foam!
P.S.S.: Falls es jemand wissen mag, hier die Eurovision drinking game
rules, ist auf jeden Fall eine Moeglichkeit den Abend rumzubekommen :)
DRINKING RULES...Drink 2 fingers of your drink every time:
During the show:
• Hosts say “Good Evening Europe” in an overly dramatic way
• Last year’s winners sing a weird rendition of their winning song
• Hosts have a time-wasting conversation that conversation that no-one
can follow, understand or careless about with poorly attempted jokes
• Hosts change outfits
• Hosts sing
• Either host pretends to be surprised at something said or done by the
other host in what is clearly a well-rehearsed piece of improvisation
• The video shown before an act contains shots of people in traditional Azerbaijani costume
During the performances:
• Song title contains the word ‘love’, including in the country’s native language
• There’s a key change
• The song is not sung in English
• Someone makes a ‘peace’ sign
• Pyrotechnics are used during a performance
• A singer winks at the camera
• An act does a cartwheel or something acrobatic
• The act involves people on stage banging large drums or industrial
objects acting as large drums or mimes playing an instrument
• Shirtless beefcake dancers or bikini-clad tottie
• Use of a wind machine and/or smoke machine
During the voting:
• A country gives their neighbour 12 points
• An awful song gets 12 points
• An awkward pre-points conversation is had between the hosts and a country’s correspondent
• Every time there is an awkward silence and/or miscommunication between the hosts and a country’s correspondent
• Country’s correspondent attempts to speak in Azerbaijani but miserably fails
• Correspondent attempts to sing in an attempt to secure their 15 seconds of fame
• Every time Russia receives 12 points (seeing as how we are in Moscow)
BIG 5 PLAYERS (France, Germany, Italy, Spain & United Kingdom):
1 finger for every point your country gets
Originaltext vom 27.Mai.2013
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